Crouch Cunt

Noun. People who crouch in the corner of the room behind the door on COD, they then jump out and shoot you in the back bc they know they can’t beat you 1v1

“Ugh, that one Crouch Cunt just ruined my 12 kill streak”

by dsowen March 25, 2020

Couch Cunt

Couch Cunt

My wife decided to sleep on the couch and act like its shark week 24/7. She is such a Couch Cunt

by LoneWolf67 April 17, 2020

couch cunts

the cunts who sit on a couch at a party jealously talking about the pretty girls who are actually having fun.

"i wish i didn't have to walk past those couch cunts to get a drink."

by weliketopartyy November 18, 2011

Couchcunt

a couchcunt is a person who is almost too awesome to be alive... intriguingly they always find themselves amidst hype and gossip...

Alternative definitions:

like a couch potato but cooler

omg look at that couchcunt... she doesnt even go here!

by coolbean2 January 24, 2011