Crotchballs
When a guy is supposed to have a dick but acts like a little bitch and then try's to bring up how big his balls are when he knows they're actually really little; like a crotch
Crotchballs by Faithlyn April 11, 2012
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Fuzzy crotch balls
The little balls of lint sometimes found on the inner thigh area of pants, usually caused from the pants/ thighs rubbing together while being worn.
Fuzzy crotch balls by Lin*z July 8, 2009
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Crotchball
A ball of tissue paper that has lodged itself in the vagina after peeing... sometimes found by a man while performing oral sex. Also known as a Sandie Davis.
I was going down on this beautiful woman, but I had to stop and pick out the crotchballs before I could continue.
Crotchball by Lassidar March 13, 2009
crotchblasted
he turned around before i deadassed him and got crotchblasted
crotchblasted by PEE WEE January 10, 2005
crotchblossom
offspring, kid, child, sex trophy, that which issues forth from the female loins about nine months(in humans) after unprotected coitus and fertilization of an egg.
Hysteric over marijuana legalization: Oh my gawd! All the kiddies are gonna be smoking pot now!
Juana: Parenting means not needing the government to keep your little crotchblossoms away from maryjane.
Juana: Parenting means not needing the government to keep your little crotchblossoms away from maryjane.
crotchblossom by Mary Juana Sativa November 7, 2012
Crotchalisk
Crotchalisk by Xike December 1, 2023
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Notes:
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