Crotchballs

When a guy is supposed to have a dick but acts like a little bitch and then try's to bring up how big his balls are when he knows they're actually really little; like a crotch

"common roger, everybody knows you have crotchballs"

by Faithlyn April 11, 2012

Fuzzy crotch balls

The little balls of lint sometimes found on the inner thigh area of pants, usually caused from the pants/ thighs rubbing together while being worn.

"Aw man, these pants are brand-new! I can't believe they already have fuzzy crotch balls!"

by Lin*z July 8, 2009

Crotchball

A ball of tissue paper that has lodged itself in the vagina after peeing... sometimes found by a man while performing oral sex. Also known as a Sandie Davis.

I was going down on this beautiful woman, but I had to stop and pick out the crotchballs before I could continue.

by Lassidar March 13, 2009

crotchblasted

When someone is hit in the crotch really hard by troop 330 the badass troop

he turned around before i deadassed him and got crotchblasted

by PEE WEE January 10, 2005

crotchblossom

offspring, kid, child, sex trophy, that which issues forth from the female loins about nine months(in humans) after unprotected coitus and fertilization of an egg.

Hysteric over marijuana legalization: Oh my gawd! All the kiddies are gonna be smoking pot now!

Juana: Parenting means not needing the government to keep your little crotchblossoms away from maryjane.

by Mary Juana Sativa November 7, 2012

Crotchalisk

A Crotchalisk is a dangerous mythical snake but you can charm it if you speak in tongues

Beware of the Crotchalisk lurking about!

by Xike December 1, 2023