Cross Threader 

Male who has sexual intercourse with both males and females.

To insert "Thread" you're penis in both male and female.

A bi-sexual male would be a cross threader.

Cross Threader by pornicus March 21, 2013

Cross Threaded 

When a person normally drinks alcohol, then tries drinking alcohol and takes weed gummies.

Went to the bar last night and Steve showed up with gummies, I got totally cross threaded.

Cross Threaded by D addy September 12, 2021

Cross Threaded 

When you are taking a crap, and it takes you a long time, and it feels as if a boulder is being squeezed from your ass. It hurts and feels like it's coming out sideways.

You go back to your desk and someone says "dude you were in there a long time", you respond by saying "dude, i had one cross threaded"

Cross Threaded by Jamhole September 29, 2005

Crossthreaded 

Crossthreaded. Mad .upset. pissed off

I don't know what you did but boy is she crossthreaded

Crossthreaded by anonymous July 6, 2021