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sauce cross 

1) Spiritual or religious expression extemporaneously achieved while dining.

2) The ability to create Christ imagery with food sauces.

3) Archaic. Noun. A form of absurd, impromptu hazing, specifically where the hazing party anoints his or her subject with a smeared cross (usu. with pizza sauce) in a drunken plea for the inferior being to attain some degree religiosity. Hilarity commonly ensues among fellow hazers. See: The Troubadours, Middle Ages, Greek Life, etc.
John: Quit playing with your food.
Jimmy: I'm expressing my shame, relax.
John: Wasting delicious Stubbs Bone Lickin' sauce is shameful in and of itself.
Jimmy: Not when it's elegant. This is a sauce cross.
John: My mistake, thought you were pining for Swiss citizenship again.

or

Cam: What happened last night?
Jesse: Well, after they cleaned up the house we lined them up, and...
Cam: Made them recite the founders and the triad?
Jesse: Not exactly... Gregg and Shane came back from the bars and there was some left over pizza. Shane took care of the cheese-
Cam: That guy'll eat anything.
Jesse: I know, then Gregg started painting away with the sauce, one after the other. I guess Jon's kinda religious. Didn't go over well.
Cam: It's not for everyone.
sauce cross by Rykirb October 25, 2008

criss-cross-apple-sauce 

sitting cross-legged or otherwise known as "Indian style"
Jimmy was sitting criss-cross-apple-sauce ready for story time.

criss cross neighbors sauce 

When, in the event of two different pearlers, each of two blunts gets passed to the other roller first in rotation. This way, whoever else is twistin' also gets neighbors on whatever else was pearled, after they spark.
Horation Sanz: Mine is almost done, criss cross neighbors sauce?

Jay Sizzle: For shooo after I finish you got neighbs

Criss Cross Pussy Sauce 

When you cross your Index finger and Middle finger together, then cross your Pinky and Ring finger together, then penetrate the pussy and butthole.
So i Criss Cross Pussy Sauce my girl last night, and she came so hard bro!

Criss cross booty sauce

To screw someone, especially a bro, over.
Johnny: That nigga stole my girl bro.

Ryan: He criss cross booty sauce you?
Johnny: Yeah my nigga!

cross the sauce 

This is what happens when you underestimate the power of alcohol and drink way too much over your tolerance. You cross the sauce and end up a drunken fool who may some apologizing and explaining to do.
Theo thought that he was up for a long night of heavy boozing. He did not think he would cross the sauce by drinking a handle of gut-wrench rum and mixing it with flat rootbeer. He was wrong and his legal fees were the hard proof.
cross the sauce by von groovy September 15, 2017
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