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Crop Hopper 

a friend who After you building up a relationship with someone, like growing a plant, you and ur bf/gf break up and the friend "hops" on to continue the relationship growing

Basically, your friend steals your girlfriend/boyfriend
After 2 years of commitment, Jack and Jill break up. The next day, Jacks dad picks up Jill for a trip to the movies. What a Crop Hopper.
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dusty crophopper 

Going from anal to any other hole with feces on your dick
What's a dusty crophopper? .....It's a more expansive ATM.
dusty crophopper by ProfBibbo November 28, 2013

rusty crophopper 

Three different holes three different days in three different locations.
"I got laid last night, oh yeah good for you. I completed the Rusty Crophopper with my gal last night. You are really lucky your lady is really special."
rusty crophopper by Rusty2015 August 20, 2015

croptopper 

A girl who has a constant desire to show her midriff in order to receive attention.
She's such a croptopper; if her shirt was any shorter I could see her neck.
croptopper by mrsspanks May 24, 2022

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026