Crop Hopper

a friend who After you building up a relationship with someone, like growing a plant, you and ur bf/gf break up and the friend "hops" on to continue the relationship growing

Basically, your friend steals your girlfriend/boyfriend

After 2 years of commitment, Jack and Jill break up. The next day, Jacks dad picks up Jill for a trip to the movies. What a Crop Hopper.

Crop Hopper by Joe Momma So Phat She Is Oprah December 21, 2009

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dusty crophopper

Going from anal to any other hole with feces on your dick

What's a dusty crophopper? .....It's a more expansive ATM.

dusty crophopper by ProfBibbo November 28, 2013

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Crop Hopper • dusty crophopper • rusty crophopper • croptopper • crop dusting • crop • Crop Dust • crop duster • crop circle • crop top

rusty crophopper

Three different holes three different days in three different locations.

"I got laid last night, oh yeah good for you. I completed the Rusty Crophopper with my gal last night. You are really lucky your lady is really special."

rusty crophopper by Rusty2015 August 20, 2015

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croptopper

A girl who has a constant desire to show her midriff in order to receive attention.

She's such a croptopper; if her shirt was any shorter I could see her neck.

croptopper by mrsspanks May 24, 2022

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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