When your balls and scrotum are ravaged, sore and swollen from being pleasurably whipped with a riding crop during a spirited session of derby balls.
My sack is so sore. I have crop balls.
My mistress gave me crop balls and it hurts so good.
Doctor: I’m a little concerned about your scrotum. How long has it been this swollen and enlarged? We need to do some tests.
Patient: No need doc. It’s just crop balls. They were whipped good last night.
Doctor: This is my third case of Derby Balls this week. I should have known.
My mistress gave me crop balls and it hurts so good.
Doctor: I’m a little concerned about your scrotum. How long has it been this swollen and enlarged? We need to do some tests.
Patient: No need doc. It’s just crop balls. They were whipped good last night.
Doctor: This is my third case of Derby Balls this week. I should have known.
by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
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Expletive. Small round pieces of feces hurling through the air.
Used in instances when a real swear word such as fuck or shit is inappropriate, crapballs is not quite as harsh. Can also use 'Poopballs'.
Used in instances when a real swear word such as fuck or shit is inappropriate, crapballs is not quite as harsh. Can also use 'Poopballs'.
Crapballs! My computer just froze up and I only have 10 minutes to send this email to my boss. CRAPBALLS!!
by bkwrdz May 14, 2009
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