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Cole The Cornstar

A youtuber in Iowa who vlogs about farming. He and Daddy Cornstar work on the farm together and show other people what it's like.
Cole The Cornstar is a great youtube channel.

Crontard 

Someone who is hopelessly incompetent when it comes to basic computer tasks.

Not always, but often applies to person(s) born before 1990.
IT guy: Jamie is a complete Crontard. This is the fifth time I have had to walk her through the process of adding contacts into her contact list.
Crontard by EagleAS October 29, 2011

Crosstard 

one who pushes the crosswalk button at an intersection then proceeds to cross before the light changes, stopping traffic after they have already made it safely across the street.
"I'm stuck at this red light because that crosstard had to hit the button before crossing the street."
Crosstard by M.Webster February 19, 2015

Constarrhea 

A terrible state of having Diarrhea and Constipation at the same time. Usually results in having people tear their clothes of and lose feeling in both legs.
"Hey why wasn't Ashlee at the party last weekend?"

"Man it was terrible she got constarrhea"

"What the shit is that?"

"An awful anus pain that leaves your legs paralyzed."
Constarrhea by TheSerpentKing360 January 24, 2009

constard 

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Somebody who always continues to be a retard despite always denying the fact that he/she is one.
"I find it really difficult to hold a half-decent conversation with him because he's such a constard!"
constard by Benji Vacunt June 25, 2008

cornstarch crusader 

“them damn cornstarch crusaders are back in black people business again.. “