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another word for a large penis.
the name of a very large famous cock.
was made fun of at birth but then grew in size.
12 inches
hello mame crok would like to say hello.
crok want you
Crok by gninnam dnalel May 25, 2008
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It disproves a lie .
If someone were to boost or gloat to much you could reply with Crok.
To call someone out on something.
Them :" I am good at cooking"
Me : "what crok"
Crok by Dingledell September 30, 2018

Lauren Croker

Lauren Croker

A girl with a bad-ass personality. No one messes with a Lauren Croker because she will probably rip their face off in one swift movement of her razor sharp pincers. She is hot, of course, this is not only due to her sweet as bod but also due to her flaming orange hair. Some say this golden fleece of fire is even more valuable than unicorn hair itself. Legit. There is so much you could say about this noble steed but there isn't enough time or space. So in short, does she have ninja skillz? Umm, chyess of course. Is it true she once rode a banshee bare-back across Alaska to find a Taco Bell... naked? Wouldn't you like to know ;) And finally, is prophesied that one strand of her ranga hair will save us all from 2012? No doubt. Get yo' self a Lauren Croker. She is a mint buy.
Guy #1: Sweet tap dancing baby unicorn, I'm legit blinded by the radiant aura of that chick and the awesome flame bestowed upon her cranium. What is this spawn of an angel called?

Guy #2: That, my fine lad, is a Lauren Croker. She's mint, aye?
Lauren Croker by Peppermint_Pete January 13, 2012

crispy croke 

A crispy croke ...what else can I say?

Only KnJers know what's uuuup
JC: ...
Kian: cRisPy cRoKe fOr mY cRaCk dAd
crispy croke by crackasscrackdad October 23, 2019

crokaydonkey

an ass with teeth or a person whos both arrogant and bitchy
at the same time
"my ex is such a crokaydonkey"
crokaydonkey by CTB4U March 3, 2009
To get so sideways inebriated you could be confused for someone who has a stroke in their broccas region, because you're completely incoherent.
Getting so crokered on the weekend it'll make the 97 knights mad Monday look like a nuns trip to the Vatican.
Crokered by Pongaforpm May 12, 2018