Crokered

To get so sideways inebriated you could be confused for someone who has a stroke in their broccas region, because you're completely incoherent.

Getting so crokered on the weekend it'll make the 97 knights mad Monday look like a nuns trip to the Vatican.

by Pongaforpm May 12, 2018

Cokered

A state one enters after indulging in too many alcoholic beverages or marijuana leaving them in an ignorant state of dillusion and/or dismay.

"Hey has anyone seen Timothy anywhere?"

"Nah mate, he's probably cokered out somewhere."

by Project AV April 16, 2013

cookered

To be "cooked in the head." Probably comes from "fried" or "brain fried." Imagine how someone would act if their brain was at least partially cooked. Could mean under the influence of drugs/alcohol or someone acting crazy or out of the ordinary.

Dude, did you see that guy in McDonalds last night drunk and singing Duran Duran using an Ice Cream cone? He was totally cookered!

by UrbanDictionarianGod January 7, 2016

betty crockered

"Baked out of your mind."

Average Joe: "Bro, I'm so Betty Crockered, that bong ain't no joke."

Average Cody: "Hell yeah man, me too!"

by City Slickers June 26, 2014

corkered

To be made to look like a fool. To make a ass out of someone. When you call out someone who's in the denial of truth

That guy got corkered in front of the class

by Boppop Dabop October 24, 2017

Betty Crockered

To feed a man birthday cake while simultaneously performing requisite birthday oral sex.

My man got Betty Crockered this morning, yo.

by DPMistress April 11, 2015

Crookered

To get Jewed out in the end. To have a beachball on your back. Last but not least, to have a haggle tooth by the name of Cindy having sexual intercourse with 15 men in the room down the hall.

Nathan were not going to let you off that forklift.
Nathan, we smoked all your weed while you were sleeping. you just got crookered man!

by Marijuana_Smoke August 30, 2006