To get so sideways inebriated you could be confused for someone who has a stroke in their broccas region, because you're completely incoherent.
Getting so crokered on the weekend it'll make the 97 knights mad Monday look like a nuns trip to the Vatican.
by Pongaforpm May 12, 2018
Get the Crokered mug.A state one enters after indulging in too many alcoholic beverages or marijuana leaving them in an ignorant state of dillusion and/or dismay.
by Project AV April 16, 2013
Get the Cokered mug.To be "cooked in the head." Probably comes from "fried" or "brain fried." Imagine how someone would act if their brain was at least partially cooked. Could mean under the influence of drugs/alcohol or someone acting crazy or out of the ordinary.
Dude, did you see that guy in McDonalds last night drunk and singing Duran Duran using an Ice Cream cone? He was totally cookered!
by UrbanDictionarianGod January 7, 2016
Get the cookered mug.Average Joe: "Bro, I'm so Betty Crockered, that bong ain't no joke."
Average Cody: "Hell yeah man, me too!"
Average Cody: "Hell yeah man, me too!"
by City Slickers June 26, 2014
Get the betty crockered mug.To be made to look like a fool. To make a ass out of someone. When you call out someone who's in the denial of truth
by Boppop Dabop October 24, 2017
Get the corkered mug.by DPMistress April 11, 2015
Get the Betty Crockered mug.To get Jewed out in the end. To have a beachball on your back. Last but not least, to have a haggle tooth by the name of Cindy having sexual intercourse with 15 men in the room down the hall.
Nathan were not going to let you off that forklift.
Nathan, we smoked all your weed while you were sleeping. you just got crookered man!
Nathan, we smoked all your weed while you were sleeping. you just got crookered man!
by Marijuana_Smoke August 30, 2006
Get the Crookered mug.