Croissaunted

When someone or something is being haunted by croissants.

“I’ve been seeing bakeries with them everywhere, I think I’m being croissaunted.”

by CalledClover049 December 30, 2017

croissaulted

Verb

Pronounced - Qua-salt-ed
Past tense of croissault, to be assaulted by a croissant

See also - croissaunted

Derek - Are you ok man?

Jerry - No, I was just croissaulted by some bakers!

by CroissantGod December 30, 2017

Croissantervention

An intervention you hold when someone you know is far too obsessed with croissants.

"Alina was obsessed with croissants so much she sent daily croissant memes to Ryan, couldn't stop talking about croissants, and insisted on eating a croissant every weekend breakfast. So, Ryan held a croissantervention"

by morelemons March 8, 2023