Croissaunted 

When someone or something is being haunted by croissants.

“I’ve been seeing bakeries with them everywhere, I think I’m being croissaunted.”

Croissaunted by CalledClover049 December 30, 2017

croissaulted 

Verb

Pronounced - Qua-salt-ed
Past tense of croissault, to be assaulted by a croissant

See also - croissaunted

Derek - Are you ok man?

Jerry - No, I was just croissaulted by some bakers!

croissaulted by CroissantGod December 30, 2017

Croissantervention

An intervention you hold when someone you know is far too obsessed with croissants.

"Alina was obsessed with croissants so much she sent daily croissant memes to Ryan, couldn't stop talking about croissants, and insisted on eating a croissant every weekend breakfast. So, Ryan held a croissantervention"

Croissantervention by morelemons March 8, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022