Croissantium

A chemical compound, with a combination of raw uranium and croissants from Costco. It has forehead enlarging properties.

The man consumed the croissantium, and gained a 12.7 foot forehead increase.

by feeeeeeeeeeesh February 23, 2025

Croissantula

A hairy spider.

"I woke up this morning and there was croissantulas in my bafroom,"

by Fearless26 April 15, 2010

croissanting

(verb) to attempt the crocheting, but failing miserably due to limited knowledge and skill

I tried crocheting once, I ended up croissanting instead and poking my eye out

by highongrapes March 22, 2017

Croissanting

V. The act of sexual intercourse with a 🥐

We was croissanting last night

by Dafuq.nig January 14, 2021