Crock block

When your room mate turns off your slow cooker.

Oh my god, last night I was totally cooking some outrageous chili and my room mate totally crock blocked me.

Crock block by octolovins August 21, 2009

crock block

To keep on hand pamphlets from the varying fringe religions so when they come to the door you can counter them.

There were Jehovah's Witnesses at the door, so I crock blocked them with the Book of Mormon.

crock block by Andizzle4Life September 7, 2005

Crock Block

a person who prevents others from purchasing the horrific popular crock shoes

i totally crock blocked katie from buying pink crocks today!

everyone says a cock block is bad, and i say a crock block is good!

Crock Block by harrowmingming May 26, 2009

Crock-block 

Describes a situation where a person or group unreasonably or in bad faith prevents another person or group from obtaining something that they want, more out of spite than anything else. Because the rationale of the blocking party is often petty or personal the term 'crock' is used.

A variation on 'cock-block', although it can be used in more situations and being PG-13 in nature as well as humorous is also suitable for work or most social situations.

'Boston College cannot crock-block UConn out of the ACC forever. UConn has too much to offer.'

'Peter Marshall was ambivalent about taking the hosting gig for Hollywood Squares in 1966 but he did it as much to crock-block Dan Rowan (whom he loathed) as anything else.'

'Pierce Brosnan was offered the role of James Bond in the 80s but the producers of Remington Steele crock-blocked him.'

Crock-block by Ten Forward January 12, 2017

Crock-Block 

The "crock-block" or "Crocket Curse" is a term used to describe horrific travel issues that fencing referees endure such as hours-long flight delays, flight cancellations, missed connections, or lost luggage.

It was lovingly named after referee Daniel Crocket who experiences more horrific travel issues than any other referee. Referees sharing flights with Crockett are often terrified that they will not make it to the tournament.

I was on my way to Summer Nationals and every flight I could take was canceled. I've been crock-blocked.

Crock-Block by Philosoraptor11 July 10, 2017

thanos cock block

When a guy is about to cum in his girl and Thanos clicks his fingers and the girl dissapears, leaving the guy to cum into empty space.

Did you hear Mike got Thanos cock blocked, she disappeared as he came, only thing left was his cum on her sheets.

thanos cock block by DrSalter June 1, 2018

Croc Block 

When someone stops or prevents another person from buying or wearing crocs shoes.

"Man, I really wanted those crocs shoes, but Bill got in my way. He is such a croc block."

Croc Block by juliman November 29, 2012