Croch Goblin

A subject of which a human has pushed from their nether regions.

I hate croch goblins... they just ruin everything.
That's her croch goblin.
My parents want me to have croch goblins. I will cry.

by Local whore October 15, 2022

crotch goblin

A child. Also known as crotch spawn, or runny nosed shrieking brat. Essentially, a baby or small child that is a whining little hell demon. Elementary schools and daycare centers abound with crotch goblins.

"Someone shut that screeching crotch goblin up!"

by Juke Joint Jezebel September 30, 2005

Crotch Goblin

A bratty little piece of shit that has greasy ass fucking hands and eats crayons.
Usually seen on toddler leashes.

That fucking Crotch Goblin is disgusting.

by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019

crotch goblin

Another term for children

Becky said she wasn't gonna vaccinate her newborn, Rational person said: vaccinate that crotch goblin

by LARRY'S BLINDE DARM February 3, 2019

cooch goblin

A cooch goblin is a man or woman who will only eat the pussy. There soul goal in life is to eat the pussy.

Kenzie eats so much pussy they call her a cooch goblin

by MamaBear420 July 6, 2016

crotch goblin

A goblin that lives in your crotch, and only comes out at night while you are sleeping. It usually looks for titty residue to eat.

Holy snap!! That crotch goblin is eating the leftovers of my underwear.

by Ener January 20, 2007

cooch goblin

Negative term for a child. Coming from a cooch, the child is compared to a goblin, a fantasy creature which is short in stature, and usually depicted as ugly, dirty, dumb and uncultured.

Agitated childless person: It is very fucking nice that I'm going to travel to Europe in a few weeks while you get your cooch goblins ready to go back to school.

by UrbanTh August 8, 2017