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Criting (short for critical insulting) is an act of throwing slow, but extremely effective & damaging insults at someone as in contrast of “packing” which uses fast pace small & ineffective insults. One major example of criting is in Mach of 2023 when Lowteirgod used it against packgod, from that point on packgod became irrelevant.
(Criting example)

Packgod: point guard for duke 6-uh, 69. And I can dunk on Lowteirgod cuz he’s uhh, he’s my little bitch.

Lowteirgod: I heard you were 5’1 bro, is that true? Somebody said he was 5’1, is that true?
Criting by Startupedition April 2, 2025
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Clitingles

When a woman’s clitoris gets aroused and tingles.
My wife said “When you touch my nipples, it gives me the clitingles.”
Clitingles by Chucktastic68 June 2, 2018

clitingles

When your wife’s clitoris tingles when you touch her.
Sucking on my wife’s nipples gives her the clitingles.
clitingles by Chucktastic68 June 5, 2018

Crinting 

English slang originating in the city of Plymouth. It means to cry falsely or attempt to cry in order to evoke sympathy. Usually practised by:
1 children under ten to gain concessions from their parents or

2 silly bitches with acute princess syndrome who didn’t get their own way.
1 But mum everyone else is going!

Well you’re not, so stop your crinting and live with it
2 How could you possibly do this to me?

Very easily! You’re a total pain in the arse so stop your crinting an fuck off.
Crinting by AKACroatalin March 6, 2019

Crinting 

English slang from the South-West, it means to try to cry in order to evoke sympathy. Usually practised by children under ten in order to try to gain concessions from parents.
But Mum, everyone else is going!
Well you're not, so stop your crinting and live with it.
Crinting by Croatalin February 1, 2014

'CITINGCITY

'CITINGCITY:- And the city is London - ('specially in the basement!). That must be why so many dictators YEARNED to invade us - we always resisted - in a jolly polite kind of way.
I know, I know, I know - it was my idea to move out of London - the 'CITINGCITY' - I'm bored like you - let's move back in!
'CITINGCITY by 1STFABARM May 26, 2019
It is a new dance style created by takeSomeCrime, best known for his Youtube channel. It is the culmination of many other dance styles. Arm rotation, feet movement, and fighting moves are characteristic. It is also close to milky way and tecktonik. It is a gentleman's dance best carried out while dressed up and with a suave attitude.
Friend 1 - Hey I saw you dancing at the club the other night. What dance style were you were doing?

Friend 2 - I was criming. The ladies love it.
criming by david axel June 21, 2011
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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