Crit-ing 

Similar to planking, except significantly less ghey (and Xzhibit doesn't seem to have any issues with it). Specifically, when one is caught and/or photographed sleeping on the job, particularly in the backstage area on the couch at UK Thursdays. However, it is also acceptable to refer to any sort of nap as a "taking a Crit".

"Did you see Greg backstage? Grab your camera, he's totally Crit-ing hardcore."

Crit-ing by ill-legal? November 5, 2011

Criting

Criting (short for critical insulting) is an act of throwing slow, but extremely effective & damaging insults at someone as in contrast of “packing” which uses fast pace small & ineffective insults. One major example of criting is in Mach of 2023 when Lowteirgod used it against packgod, from that point on packgod became irrelevant.

(Criting example)

Packgod: point guard for duke 6-uh, 69. And I can dunk on Lowteirgod cuz he’s uhh, he’s my little bitch.

Lowteirgod: I heard you were 5’1 bro, is that true? Somebody said he was 5’1, is that true?

Criting by Startupedition April 2, 2025