Crith 

A Crith is a guy who only has a single functioning brain cell most of the time. However, when you need him, his brain operates at the fullest speed, albeit with dad jokes and dark humor on the side. He is the best type of friend. Though sometimes you just want to wring his neck by how stupid he can get. Overall, he is a chad.

You look like a Crith.

Crith by Mlemers May 26, 2022

random crit 

An occurrence of a critical hit happening at a seemingly arbitrary time. This phenomenon is usually associated with games such as Pokemon, Team Fortress 2, and other games.

More often than not it is viewed as a crutch/dumb luck and as quick relief from a situation that would otherwise result in your failure or death.

*Player 1 dies*

Player 1: FUCKING RANDOM CRIT YOU GOT SO FUCKING LUCKY WITH THAT!!1

Player 2: rofl QQ more your tears are delicious

random crit by SomeKoolAznKid March 8, 2014

Caithlyn 

Caithlyn is shy with some people but will be her crazy energetic self when she's with other people. She cares alot for other's feelings and when someone is sad she cheers them up right away ❤ She is a musical person and abit of a perfectionist. Caithlyns are amazing!

Caithlyn, you're the best!

Caithlyn by Randomxpeepx January 20, 2019

crethe 

Overwhelming grit and grime. An aspect used to describe tasteless muck. Commonly an attribute of anything in an overly saturated market. If static had a personality it would be this.

"I stood up too fast. Now I'm in the crethe's world."

"Crethean garments have taken hold of high fashion and low income art communities across the world."

crethe by grunderbungel February 10, 2020

Crit Pig 

A criterium pig is a little heavier than a roadie and may smell a little funny from time to time. They're always desperate to race their bikes, rolling around in a pigsty, they call a criterium track. When push comes to shove - with little white envelopes awaiting - they get ready to drop a shoulder and open their snouts, while putting their curly tails in the air to go for the win!

Man, that guy is racing criteriums so much! He's turned into a real Crit Pig.

Have you seen the way Jonny get to the front of a criterium race at the end! What a Crit Pig.

Crit Pig by An Aspiring Crit Pig January 30, 2019

Michael Crichton 

An acclaimed author, screenwriter, director and producer. He has written many famous books such as Jurassic Park, Timeline, Next, Sphere, State of Fear etc. many of which have been made into feature films.

Crichton also created the hit television series ER.

He was born in Chicago and went to medical school, no doubt an inspiration for the scientific aspect of most of his works that he combines with thriller fiction.

Crichton died at age 66 of Lymphoma in 2008, yet two novels will/have been published since his death, including Pirate Latitudes

"Hey, have you read Michael Crichton's book Timeline yet?"

"Yeah, it was pretty intense. And he somehow made history and quantum physics actually interesting. I know, weird..."

Michael Crichton by Frankhenkleinn January 13, 2010

Jay Critch 

A rapper from brooklyn who goes stupid hard on the tracks and does NOT have a rape charge.

Signed to rich forever under interscope, he has dropped heat such as ; Did it again, Ego, Fashion.

He is the hood fav and he signed it never declined it

jay critch yeah the whole hood love me

Jay Critch by LickGodLun December 21, 2018