critchy

1. the unmentionable area between a women's legs

Lady Gaga's critchy is about to pop out of that dress-thing.

by Little Critchy January 31, 2010

critchy

a combination of cranky and bitchy

"That ho is critchy"

"My girlfriend must be about to get her period because she is critchy"

by chocolatedaddy April 9, 2007

Snitchy Critchy

(male) person with disappointing private parts

You snitchy critchy! I knew you couldn't stand up to your reputation.

by bob inifinite November 9, 2012

Critchy

A crotch itch

"I'd like to go out with you, but I have a bad case of the critchies."

"Hey, why are wiggling like that"
"I've got a mad critchy"

"I've got a critch I'd like you to scratch."

by Ladylucyy April 19, 2019