Cristescu

To remove ones shirt and reveal ones torso for any reason other than the appropriate. Such as funerals, stakeholders lunches and in the arctic circle.

It's -30 degrees out and there are polar bears, what is he doing going all cristescu? I suppose he will be protected by those massive guns.

by HelloShon October 30, 2008

crisscut fries

Basically the greatest invention ever. Mutated Carl's Jr fries. Been known to rip families apart.

"son, give me some of your crisscut fries..."
"Fuck you dad."

by TFE February 20, 2007

christecular dental hydrophlosion

sucking chris's ballz too much resulting in ballz teeth. surgery required to fix

ballz face dubc christecular dental hydrophlosion"

by jerome87 February 24, 2009