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Crispy tits 

Tits (also known as boobs) that have been sunburned so bad that they turn crispy and bright red in color. These kinds of tits may peel so bad that you are able to pick off an ocean of skin.
Boil and brew went to the beach and came back with sore crispy tits
Crispy tits by Brookis1999 September 11, 2015
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Crispy tits 

When your tit's (boobs) get sunburned and turn crispy after a while and red
Wow I have crispy tits from going to the beach
Crispy tits by Brookis1999 September 23, 2015

Crispy tits 

When you get a sun burn on your boobs and they turn red and crispy.
That girl must go to the beach alot because she has crispy tits
Crispy tits by Brookis1999 September 30, 2015

crispybits 

To be a small, fat, ugly person that is called chris and has no mates
Sean: why are you such a crispybits
Chris: i dont know its just how my mother and father made me.
Sean: well fuck off back to you cave and get some mates.
crispybits by ed sheeran November 16, 2011
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