When you invite an ugly chick out to a picnic on top of a plateau. Must be on the sunniest, hottest day of the summer. You seduce her into having sloppy outdooor sex with you. Then you jizz on her chest and parachute off the side of the plateau with all of her belongings. Leaving her stuck at the top with the sun beating down on her naked chest that's covered with semen.

Dude this weekend I'm going to tell ugly Shirley to have a picnic with me at the plateau. I'm so gonna Monte Crispo her.

Monte Crispo by T-Jayzel April 14, 2005

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Crisp trepidation

I know you guys are here because of harry styles so here's the meaning: crisp means sharp and clearly defined , TREPIDATION means a feeling of anxiety about something that may happen..
So CRISP TREPIDATION means a a sharp feeling of anxiety (about something that triggers that person) happening .

"CRISP TREPIDATION ,I'll try to shake this soon"..;)
~Fine line by HARRY STYLES ♡

Crisp trepidation by dj28 November 12, 2021

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British way of saying chips

American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights by CringeYukiTM January 21, 2021

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