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a short but lovable piece of garbage. also a good punching bag.
Me: Hey, Crispo!

Crispo: Huh wh-

*Punch*
Crispo by nigerian prince II January 14, 2020
Norwegian chocolate.
Also the name of this whiner on EFnet.
Ooh, crispo 10 kr!

Crispo's whining again.. :|
Crispo by el taco February 17, 2004
Crispo is a gay gorilla tag tiktokker known for making gorilla tag content and grooming children
Person 1: Have you seen KrispyCrispo on tiktok?

Person 2: You mean that gay gorilla tag tiktokker that has groomed several children?
Crispo by Picklechip7 December 17, 2023

Monte Crispo

When you invite an ugly chick out to a picnic on top of a plateau. Must be on the sunniest, hottest day of the summer. You seduce her into having sloppy outdooor sex with you. Then you jizz on her chest and parachute off the side of the plateau with all of her belongings. Leaving her stuck at the top with the sun beating down on her naked chest that's covered with semen.
Dude this weekend I'm going to tell ugly Shirley to have a picnic with me at the plateau. I'm so gonna Monte Crispo her.
Monte Crispo by T-Jayzel April 14, 2005

Crisp trepidation

I know you guys are here because of harry styles so here's the meaning: crisp means sharp and clearly defined , TREPIDATION means a feeling of anxiety about something that may happen..
So CRISP TREPIDATION means a a sharp feeling of anxiety (about something that triggers that person) happening .
"CRISP TREPIDATION ,I'll try to shake this soon"..;)
~Fine line by HARRY STYLES ♡
Crisp trepidation by dj28 November 12, 2021

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights 

American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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