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A very very dark piece of shit. Usually soft and makes the entire bathroom stink like fuckin ass.
1: Damnnn the bathroom smell like some ASS today!

2. Yeah, I know, I took a HUGE Criswyn

1. Bloody hell mate. Gtfo!
Criswyn by Bruhwarriorsblew3-1lead November 15, 2016
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The most prettiest girl on earth she can make anyone smile or make her day she never fails to make you laugh or ... pee your pants she has a great fashion sense and is always on point she is the head of the cheer team and is always a great leader don't ever lose a Crislyn she is the best thing to ever happen to you.
Hey that's Crislyn she is so freaking gorgeous!
Crislyn by Smith777 November 28, 2016
Crislyn is very pretty person she can make you smile she has good fashion sense everyone always wants to be friends with her and hangout with her but if you ever upset her she doesn’t want nothing to do with you and she can make you feel very bad about yourself
Weren’t you friends with Crislyn? Yeah I was but she started making me feel bad about myself. Oh I’m sorry but is she like a good friend?
Cristyn Is the unique was to spell the traditional version. A person with the name Cristyn is as unique as the spelling, she Is an adventurous person with a free spirit. A person with this name Is stubborn for what she wants, but has a huge heart for those who deserve it. Nothing In life can bring one with the name Cristyn down, she is too strong-willed and driven to ever hit rock bottom. Life likes to throw a lot of bad towards one with the name Cristyn, but she has the capability to knock it out of the ball park every time. Cristyn's are sweet and caring, focused and driven, but enjoy life to the complete fullest. Cristyn's are naturally beautiful, inside and out and require their friends and family to help them out in times of need.
Person: What's your name?
Cristyn: It's Cristyn, with a C and a Y!
Person: That's different! I like it!

You don't want to mess with a Cristyn, they know what they're doing!

I wish my parents named me Cristyn, It's so unique!
Cristyn by Cristyn-with-a-CY September 7, 2011

Crispyness 

The attitutde of being adventurous and up for new things. A riotous spree in conquest for fun. A level of crispyness can be obtained by unquestioningly joining your friends in causing mischief and shenaniganry. Unruly behaviour for the enjoyment of enveryone involved is often part of crispyness.
Polly, where is your crispyness, stop lying on the bed when I've got a bottle of Kahlua and we're going to the best party of the year!
Crispyness by Dr-P November 2, 2010
a sweet girl thats like to have fun.brown hair. her and her sister look alike. also she loves guys names that start with the letter D theres a 88% chance that she will go out with a guy named dylan. also you hide things from your dady and you very much like dylan on the inside but you dont want to come clean with it.
my frind had the name and this was all true abt her and her name was Cristyn
Cristyn by david lezibiaqn November 14, 2010

crispynagito 

a very amazing tiktoker with amazing content and is very funny
"Who is your favourite person??"

"Idk man it's gotta be crispynagito they're p cool"
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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