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Crisia is the type of person to be really really nice, really annoying, but you still love hanging out with them. If you were to date a Crisia, you would not regret it. She also gives the best hugs, advice, and always makes you feel extremely important. It is very good to have a Crisia around, and they'll stay no matter what!
So i was hanging around this girl and she seemed like a Crisia, i think she's the one man!
Crisia by mrbadubadu October 10, 2018
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pain pill crisis 

Doctors Refuse to prescribe Needed pain pills, causing Millions of people to Suffer Needlessly! They claim they'll get in trouble for it~I call Bullshit on that!!!!
Our entire country is in a pain pill crisis & I sure hope someone does something to change this!!!!
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Cristali and Zafiro Toon! 

A 20+ year old pedophile who asked a 13 year old girl for nudes. He also traces art and claims it as his own. Plus, in his titles he puts “Sexy” and “Cute”
Omg Cristali and Zafiro Toon! has MLP porn on his walls!

I know right? This pedo and art tracer deserves to go to jail.
Crista is one of the most perfect people u will ever meet. Ik ik no one is perfect but honestly Crista is. She is the sweetest, kindest, awesome, loyal, trustworthy, and thoughtful honest person u will ever meet. If u ever meet a Crista cherish them as much a spossibke. Btw not in a phsyco way. But anyways they are the best. I would because...well let's just say I knew one and she was amazing and I loved her very much. But when she disappears u realize u lost someone so dear that u realize u did not cherish her enough to let her know u love her. Girlfriend, friend, bff, family member especially cherish them as long as u can. Please just do that. That's one thing Cristas will never forget.
What u know a Crista. Wow I wish I knew one they are just seriously perfect.
Crista by Cynthex12 October 18, 2018

Never let a crisis... 

Never let a crisis... go to waste!
- Old leftist political saying.
The Chicago mayor said never let a crisis... go to waste!

Existential Crisis 

An "Existential Crisis" is when and individual person starts to question their entire existence and questioning if being alive even has a point or if it's all pointless. It also is hard to get out of because when you are debating if reality has a purpose it gets in the way of everyday things, like Making Cereal or Recording Videos or any sort of activity.
Existential Crisis's include the EXITING topics of...:
-The inevitability of death
-The crushing loneliness of realizing all humans inherently are and will die alone
-The absurd meaninglessness of the universe and as far as we know there is no reason or purpose for human existence
Existential Crisis by X_Random_X October 25, 2015

Cristalyn 

Fun, loving and don't really care what people say. Loyal beyond the Earth and loves food.Crazy enough to cut your dick off and go to the hospital with you. Minds her own business and don't fuck with fake ass hoes. When she don't with you it's over no going back. Love sum Hated by many. Shy ,and freaky when you the right one. She strong and smart. Math and science are her main subjects.She is the definition of petty.
Cristalyn is a pretty person.
Cristalyn by 😂😘 February 3, 2019