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The first time you use a new piece/ pipe/ bong for smoke weed.
"Dude lets go crisen the new peice"
Crisen by ap2s2k April 1, 2009
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Connor Crispens

retard who cant even hold a fart in
"He was ripping ass all class! He's such a Connor Crispens!"
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Cresencia 

Cresencia - Origin: Latin, Meaning: To Grow

Cresencia is, to say the least, a one-of a-kind incredible girl. She has this aura about her that no one else could ever have. She is extremely creative and artistic. These girls are fun, loving, unique, and maybe even a bit quirky; but it’s in a cool addictive way. Crescenia’s are beautiful, sexy, charming, intelligent, clever, nice, and best person you'll ever meet. She is sweet, shy, open minded, and can be very sensitive. She has the effect of brightening up someone's day (even just by smiling). She is a great friend and is extremely loyal, caring and loves to dance. A romantic at heart and secretly yearns to be hugged and cuddled.
Cresencia is an incredible woman
Cresencia by ABS76 February 5, 2010
Cresencio is one of the funniest people youll meet. He'll make you laugh while saying it in ways normal people wouldnt say things. Hes super cute and always looks fly no matter what. Hes a family person and loves to make each day as fun as possible. Hes a PBD
Cresencio mmm i love that kid
Cresencio by givemecandy December 17, 2010

crisanta 

The most beautiful and rare name of all! The kindest, loving and selfless crisanta you will ever meet. Is the best mom to ever live.
Crisanta is such an amazing mom, I want to be like her when I have kids.
crisanta by That lady. December 20, 2016
I have a friend that cry's a lot, they are my criend
Criend by WeedCarFeet November 24, 2020

cresent fresh 

(adj.) -Made famous (if not created) by the (sadly short lived) MTV show "Sifl & Olly"...

Meaning: "cool to the upmost degree"
"That concert was Cresent Fresh!"
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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