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Cripity

Pronounced: KRIP-ih-tee
Cripity (adj.)-

1. A State of Being: Looking, feeling, or acting like a complete hot mess, unstable, or downright trifling.
2. Describes Unpleasant or Nasty Things: Anything that is disgusting, off, or just wrong.
3. Judgmental, Overbearing, or Trifling Behavior: Cripity behavior isn’t just loud and chaotic, it also includes people who judge others, act overly critical, insert themselves where they don’t belong, or try to control situations unnecessarily. A Cripiter is someone whose actions bring unnecessary stress, annoyance, or entitlement into a situation.
Cripity was coined by Cherise, the official founder of Cripity Culture™. Using it without Credit? Now that's some real Cripity behavior!
1. “I woke up late, my hair is wild, and my outfit ain’t matching—I look fa certified cripity mess."

“My back hurts, my knees cracking—I’m feeling cripity.”

"I've been working out at the gym and my entire body feels straight up cripity."
2. “That egg salad gave me food poisoning. It was cripity as hell.”

“I checked into that motel, saw the stains on the sheets, and walked right out. That place was straight-up cripity.”
3. “They side-eyed my outfit like they were on the fashion police squad—so cripity.”

“Telling people how to live their lives when no one asked? That’s peak cripity behavior.”

"They can’t help but butt in and correct everyone—it’s just cripity energy all around.”

“She was throwing drinks, screaming, and fighting the DJ? She's acting next-level cripity”
by Queen of Cripity™ March 8, 2025
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American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv
by CringeYukiTM January 21, 2021
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american: yo dude wanna get chips
bri'ish: So you call these things 'ere "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n' pop westpoolchestershireshire queens lovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv?
by WhenTheImooster September 9, 2021
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Crapity

A term used to define something you did wrong whilst alone
"flushed the bird down the toilet, Crapity"
by name1 January 8, 2009
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Guy 1: You call these things chips? Instead of Crispity Crunchy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N' Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubly Delights? Rather a bit cringe, innit bruv?
Guy 2: wtf
by Keyboard Fucker January 10, 2022
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crepity

Kevin sure is a crepity old shit tonight !
by Dead inside 308 July 21, 2017
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