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Caputus Crepitus 

Scout - Caputus Crepitus *fireball appears on his hand*
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Crepitate 

To fart, to cut the cheese, to break wind, etc.
EEW! You just crepitated in my face!!!
Crepitate by Ninde February 8, 2005

Crepitate 

To snap, crackle, and/or pop.
Crepitate by gofishgo January 18, 2007
A foolish person with limited social cognitive abilities and low EQ who believes they know everything and are right even when they are clearly wrong.

Will argue the total opposite of what you are saying for the sake of having an argument and/ or being right.

Idiot fool moron a total git
Mary: "The sky is a lovely shade of blue today"
Crepit: "The sky isn't blue it's green"
CREPIT by -Lesley-Baby- April 7, 2019

Ass Crepitus 

Another name for a good old Fart!
Man, I have some real bad Ass Crepitus after eating those burritos.
Ass Crepitus by ZoomZoom53 July 8, 2009

creepity 

when a boy is slightly demented in his affections towards girls, almost to a point where its pitifully creepy.
Boy:" Thats a nice shirt........... can i smell it??"
Girl: "you are the epitome of creepity"
creepity by Kelcie July 16, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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