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crimestop 

Newspeak word, and one of the central pillars of Ingsoc. Crimestop refers to the ability to stop short of any thought that might be heretical or unorthodox before it is even thought, as if by instinct. It is the ability to misunderstand analogies, fail to perceive logical errors, and be repelled or bored by any train of thought or conversation that might be inimical to Ingsoc. Of course, this process is not unique to Ingsoc, and has been and still is applied by most religious and political extremists.

Crimestop is not stupidity, or at least not natural stupidity. It is the ability to deliberately retard one's own intelligence, and, of course, to forget the process of doing it by doublethink.
"He was troubled by false memories occasionally. They did not matter so long as one knew them for what they were."
crimestop by Emperor Spleen June 6, 2004

crimestein 

a super smart person who doubles as a lowkey criminal.
Did you hear what Noah did tonight? He's such a crimestein.
crimestein by prep boi January 30, 2016

crimstuff 

I can't break into that house as my crimstuff has been stolen.
crimstuff by Hamburgleriser September 2, 2010

CRIESTAL 

The christ version of crystal. She cares for others and help you wipe your ass.
"CRIESTAL WHERE'S THE TOILET PAPER I NEED TO POO"
"here you go" said CRIESTAL
CRIESTAL by AL0O0CE February 20, 2021

Crimester 

A person who engages in criminal activity on a regular basis. An attitude based in crime.
Look out for Shannon, she only likes crimesters, they do the stealing. There's no hope for some people, they just like that crimester lifestyle.
Crimester by Teddog November 30, 2022

Crimestopper Rental

CRIMESTOPPERS RENTAL:

A tattle-tell whom recieves a one time payout(or payment) of up to $2500.00 for informing the local authorities of the wherabouts of another person whom has an actual warrant for their arrest issued,for the personal gratification of a jackass' paycheck and being so friendless that they spend their time meddling in other folks personla business so a for to snitch trying to buddy up with the cops like their gonna get a real deputy badge and a stick pony for their reward and effort eventually.
MY NIEGHBOR IS SUCH A BUSYBODY ,NOSEY, JERK...THAT HE CALLS MY BOSS IF I COME HOME FROM WORK EARLY. THAT DUDE IS A CRIMESTOPPER RENTAL, A WANNA BE COP WITH A BADGE MADE OF TIN. ALWAYS TALKING SHIT AND TATGLETELLING ON THE CLIQUE.
jake: i hadda pay 25 hundred dollars on top of my probation fees for him turning me into crime stoppers.
Matt: me too
Amandaleigh: shit he turned in jake ,matt,jim miller,jt,madison,lo bell,cat more then once and hes called them on me twice but that didnt get us nowhere but off the farm, walking,at night...I ain't got time for his shit.
Crimestopper Rental by A.L.H. March 31, 2026