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Madly goofy baby girl who is way too cute for you to handle. She is soft, sweet and super clingy like a pug. Cressie is literally your mom friend because she is so loving and embracing. A living meme. Sarcasm is her signature. This baby is an artist at heart and she is known for her decent music taste. Cressie often gets socially awkward and may make you think she hates you at first impression because she is a shy chicken and she actually has a resting bitch face. It sounds a bit conflicting but it is. She guarantees loving her is fun and she won’t make you blue. And she is lowkey awesome at hookup!!!
Cressie cleans the house using chopsticks. Supremely weird.
Cressie by bingkaboo November 22, 2018
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Karl Cresswell 

Buys a ps5 but won't purchase any games because he's a dog nonce and spends all his money on pedigree biscuits to lure the victims
I'm such a Karl Cresswell I had to poodles last night but couldn't play tdm.
Karl Cresswell by Blaineyp November 13, 2021
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Cression 

A Cram Session...a cression.

a jam, slam, dunk, throwdown, droppin it in, stuff, cram, slam dunk Session.

Taken part by members of That Bloody Crew on the basketball court, it is a "lay-up line" in which all members throw down dirty&dope slams. Only possible by teh 09 Chills team because 12 members could dunk. The other 3 lob alley-oops.

Origins by Don at The Rock, Summer 2008.
"Yo I'ma keep it a hunnit wit chu, dat was da best Cression to date"

"I'm finna have a Cression right after school."

"Yo, don't invite that AB who can't dunk to the Cression."

"Chu do it yet guy? As in Cression?"

"Let's bring dat Wusscrap McLos to the Cression, no Nations allowed."

"That Cression was dirty&dopeflyshit brosix!"
Cression by Bloody Crew May 19, 2009

Cressida 

An ultimate babe, a complete stunna, clever, good at everything but not a nerd, has lots of friends, does well at college but still goes out on the town and has an amazing social life, all the guys are after her coz of her babe status! and all the girls want to be her. Cressida's wear amazing clothes and have amazing parties.
"I'm guna go and ask out Cressida on a date"
"oh maannnn are you sure, shes deffo guna reject you, she already got asked out 5 times today"

"did you see Cressida today? she was wearing some jeggings and they looked amazing"
Cressida by wicky on my ticky April 11, 2010
One of the Pokemon characters. It has a blue and yellow swan-like body with pink rings around it, and a crescent moon ornament on its head. Said to cure the nightmares that its counterpart Darkrai causes with bright green feathers called "Lunar Wings". It is a Psychic Pokemon.
I have a Cresselia in my Diamond game.
Cresselia by Rory Jones May 16, 2008
Another word for "crazy", except it's way funner to say.
"Ethan went skydiving 5 times today!" "We all know that he's sooo cresse!"
cresse by AJ 143 December 23, 2014
A tall, caucasian girl, usually very pretty. A girl who is surrounded by many friends, but only calls a few her best. Very smart, usually has very stupid best friends. Secretly hates many people around her. Gives great advice, although not many are smart enough to take it. Very polite, and dignified.
"oh, you're friends with chessie?"
chessie by emdoc:) December 17, 2008
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WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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