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dick creep 

When you start to get wood and your dick slowly creeps down between your leg and your pants
I was giving this presentation and I could see my partner's panties; I totally had dick creep.

Creeky bed dick

When the bed creeks so bad that you cant help but laugh and get a softy.
This bitches bed was so loud I got Creeky bed Dick.
Creeky bed dick by Putti35 October 22, 2020

creepdick 

A person engaging in an activity under the assumption that no one is watching.
All people are guilty of being Creepdicks. It is a part of life.
creepdick by Hurrican Whit September 1, 2012

creepdicking 

Engaging in activities under the assumption that no one is watching.
Internet stalking, picking nose or ass, tagging graffiti, drinking out of the milk carton, checking someone out, etc. Engaging in any of these activities would be creepdicking.
creepdicking by Hurricane Whit September 1, 2012

Creepdick 

Someone who is hella sus and creeps on dicks
Michael Salvi is a CREEPDICK
Creepdick by OX bars January 22, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026