A Crebs is type of person. It originates from a manfriend I have. A Crebs is somebody who is caring, kind and always tries to have your best interests at heart.
Sometimes Crebs's can be hopeless and stupid, but this is why I love them
Sometimes Crebs's can be hopeless and stupid, but this is why I love them
My boyfriend is a Crebs
by Georgina Bray December 4, 2004
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1. The action of teaching crabs how to read
2. The process by which crustaceans are made literate,
Both of these are considered Forbidden Knowledge of the highest order, and must never be spoken of, outside of complete secrecy. Many a fine man has fallen to the curiosity of teaching literacy to crabs, and have been executed or imprisoned- or worse- for their crimes.
Teaching crabs how to read is a gateway crime, in the ancient days, many of the most infamous dark lords used literate crabs as minions, for it allowed them to use more powerful and complex methods to expand their dominion over our small realm. In the darkest of days, crabs as big as houses would be sent in droves to raze cities, Whole countries were brought to their knees by the terrors wrought by the dark lords and their armies.
The last of the Literate Ones, as they are known by Crabfolk, was slain in AD 1356.
Ever since, the Crabfolk have lived in harmony with humankind.
1. The action of teaching crabs how to read
2. The process by which crustaceans are made literate,
Both of these are considered Forbidden Knowledge of the highest order, and must never be spoken of, outside of complete secrecy. Many a fine man has fallen to the curiosity of teaching literacy to crabs, and have been executed or imprisoned- or worse- for their crimes.
Teaching crabs how to read is a gateway crime, in the ancient days, many of the most infamous dark lords used literate crabs as minions, for it allowed them to use more powerful and complex methods to expand their dominion over our small realm. In the darkest of days, crabs as big as houses would be sent in droves to raze cities, Whole countries were brought to their knees by the terrors wrought by the dark lords and their armies.
The last of the Literate Ones, as they are known by Crabfolk, was slain in AD 1356.
Ever since, the Crabfolk have lived in harmony with humankind.
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Comes from what happens when u place crabs in a bucket. One trys to escape the others grab their legs and try to escape so it ends up they all never get out.
Comes from what happens when u place crabs in a bucket. One trys to escape the others grab their legs and try to escape so it ends up they all never get out.
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Get the creestyle mug.Cresa is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. Her eyes light up the world when your having a bad day, and she has a smile that will make your heart melt. She is the most beautiful girl that the world has ever seen. Your life is not complete until you know a Cresa. She surprises you daily with how awesome she truelly is. Cresa's are also unbelieveably nice.
Her personallity is everything that a guy could ever ask for. She can will blow your mind with her dance moves and leaves you speechless with every word.
Cresa's are kind, caring, thoughtful, and EXTREMELY attractive.
Her personallity is everything that a guy could ever ask for. She can will blow your mind with her dance moves and leaves you speechless with every word.
Cresa's are kind, caring, thoughtful, and EXTREMELY attractive.
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