Creamuccino

A cup of coffee that has been creamed and sugared to the point of no recognition to mask the actual taste of coffee.

Jenny is trying to act mature by drinking coffee, but she hates the taste so she just ends up having creamuccinos all the time.

Creamuccino by JumbledFilms September 14, 2010

crapuccino 

A typical rancid bitter Starbucks drink that gives you the runs almost immediately! It's especially bad if you drink it in CHINO, CA. - known as the double crapuccino.

---Not to be confused with a "Capuccino" made elsewhere ie-(equal parts of espresso and hot milk topped with cinnamon and nutmeg and usually whipped cream). ---

Right after I had that crapuccino I had to sprint to the toilet.

crapuccino by Jeff D April 20, 2003

crapuccino 

Any coffee-based drink consumed post-meal for the purpose of triggering a bowel movement.

Fred: "That was a great lunch no?"
Tom: "Absolutely, but I'm totally stuffed."
Fred: "Me too, time for my after-lunch crapuccino."

crapuccino by word9876789word February 9, 2010

creamaccino 

Jizzing in someone’s cappuccino, then leaving the jizz floating on top.

Karen was a bitch at Starbucks so they made her a creamaccino.

creamaccino by Oh Captain, My Captain. October 1, 2023