cream cracker 

Rugby players who are in fact closetted gays,wank as a group onto a cream cracker--the last on to come eats the cracker.

Hiya chaps lets get going with a cream cracker

cream cracker by roger cole January 17, 2008

Cream Cracker 

Cream crackers are flat, usually salty buiscuits usually served with cheese. In other words, they are extremely boring. These crackers have a habit of appearing in your nightmares and announcing trivia, continued with the saying:" Isn't that interesting?"

Cream crackers are made of flour and yeast. Isn't that interesting?

Cream Cracker by EmoBallerina February 21, 2011

Cream cracker 

Fuck head

Timmy is a cream cracker

Cream cracker by Semaj nihcam March 20, 2019

Cream Cracker 

An alternative, particularly British, name for the game Soggy Biscuit.

Where a group of men stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a biscuit/cracker. The last to ejaculate is left to eat the baked good, and its creamy topping.

Yes, I do always suggest we play Cream Cracker. Yes, I do always lose, what's your point?

Cream Cracker by standyburnham December 13, 2022

Bon Voyage Me Old Cream Cracker 

What you say before your flush someone down a toilet.

Sid: You won't mind if I get the bubbles going will ya?
Roddy: Don't do this! I can't swim!
Sid: (Pulls handle) Bon voyage me old cream cracker!

Bon Voyage Me Old Cream Cracker by FlushedAway June 2, 2017

Bon voyage, me old cream cracker 

A reference used when saying goodbye to your 'old cream cracker'.

"Ah, bon voyage, me old cream cracker!" Said Sid to Roddy.

"My old cream cracker! He is a spiffing chum!" Samuel said, patting Jonathan on the back.

Bon voyage, me old cream cracker by evillweevil December 16, 2017

cracker cream 

sunblock - used by white people and others to prevent sunburn

that girl put on her cracker cream to keep from getting burned

cracker cream by chief masta bata x July 22, 2003