Rugby players who are in fact closetted gays,wank as a group onto a cream cracker--the last on to come eats the cracker.
by roger cole January 17, 2008
Get the cream cracker mug.Cream crackers are flat, usually salty buiscuits usually served with cheese. In other words, they are extremely boring. These crackers have a habit of appearing in your nightmares and announcing trivia, continued with the saying:" Isn't that interesting?"
by EmoBallerina February 21, 2011
Get the Cream Cracker mug.An alternative, particularly British, name for the game Soggy Biscuit.
Where a group of men stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a biscuit/cracker. The last to ejaculate is left to eat the baked good, and its creamy topping.
Where a group of men stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a biscuit/cracker. The last to ejaculate is left to eat the baked good, and its creamy topping.
by standyburnham December 13, 2022
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Roddy: Don't do this! I can't swim!
Sid: (Pulls handle) Bon voyage me old cream cracker!
Roddy: Don't do this! I can't swim!
Sid: (Pulls handle) Bon voyage me old cream cracker!
by FlushedAway June 2, 2017
Get the Bon Voyage Me Old Cream Cracker mug."Ah, bon voyage, me old cream cracker!" Said Sid to Roddy.
"My old cream cracker! He is a spiffing chum!" Samuel said, patting Jonathan on the back.
"My old cream cracker! He is a spiffing chum!" Samuel said, patting Jonathan on the back.
by evillweevil December 16, 2017
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