Crazy tax

When your girl is crazy and you have to drop money on bullshit that’s not needed.

You got 1 page of a book wet she just got, so now it’s obviously ruined, so you need to buy a new 50$ cook book. That is a crazy tax.

by HahaLOLgeez May 25, 2020

Tax crazy

When someone gets a large tax return and beings blowing it or having a disregard for the price of anything.

Jenny got her tax return yesterday and shes already gone tax crazy, she just bought a new tv and is taking us out for drinks.

by Bughuul February 25, 2019

crazy taxi

A video game where you drive a taxi, trying to pick people up and take them to their destination as fast as possible.

I got a high score of $11,000 in Crazy Taxi today.

by 5'11"Racer September 15, 2006

Crazy Taxi

A kick-ass game from back in the day. Crazy Taxi for:
1.) Being a kick-ass game
2.) Having great music such as The Offspring

I love the music on Crazy Taxi!

by mike-hunt69 May 8, 2011

Crazy Taxi

Crazy Taxi is a classic Dreamcast game that was converted to fit other platforms like the PS2 and others. The goal of the game is to get people to their destination as quick as possible. The quicker you get them there and the fewer cars you hit on the way the more money you'll get.

There are several moves that you can do with your car to help you like the crazy dash, crazy drift, crazy stop and others which must be mastered for best use. These however are either highly dangerous or impossible for a real car considering both the damage to your transmition and the physics behind them.

12yo kid: Wow, I just got $8,000 on Arcade mode in Crazy Taxi!
Me: Kid, you've got a long ways to go ((I seriously got $43,000 before in real life))

by Sid Barrett August 29, 2007

crazy taxiing

When you get into a taxi cab and the driver is a complete nut. Word comes from the arcade game crazy taxi

Steve: Dude, i took a taxi here, the driver had a big ass top hat and kept talking about his cat like it was his wife.

Bill: that sucks! i hate crazy taxiing!

by crazy8rgood May 3, 2008