This is the top man in Mother Russia who can out drink every other man in the country. He knows the proper way to drink Vodka...with an
onion. You will NOT
beat him in Russian Roulette so
DON'T TRY. He is the leader of the RCU - (Russian Comrades United) This organization is constantly being argued over its popularity and influence in the world at large. Some top experts argue whether it even exists. However it is not wise to question the power of the force of the clan of united RCU battalions of
death.
"The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian
Vodka Master" is no bozo-
mc-
spaz-a-tron. However, he is sometimes the unofficial spokesperson for ADOBE.