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When you have a seizure in the middle of saying a sentence/word.
One person: This is sughghsha funny!
Other person: Nice crayach there.
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crapachino 

A poorly made coffee drink costing upwards of 4 dollars.
That drink is so nasty and expencive its a crapachino!
crapachino by Gnicolle June 25, 2006
Someone who is more physcho than crazy, but not mentally inadequite.
"Yo dat beech is CRAYCHO"
craycho by Vamp crew November 10, 2011

crapachinno 

when you shit in a blender, add milk and ice, then blend it and give it to your sexual partner.
Chris drank my crapachinno yesterday after we walked in the park under the moonlight sun on teusday nights.
crapachinno by gay-i-am May 20, 2007

Crapachino 

When you have your morning coffee while taking a morning shit on the toilet.
"Every morning like clockwork, Noel goes into the restroom stall to have a crapachino"

crapachedelic 

Some really trippy crap, or the fictional reference to dookie that's been tidied typically multiple colors. Valued for its complete uniqueness and enigmatic properties this expression may also refer to a mood that is booth crappy and psychedelic at the same time
That turd is really crapachedelic. Just look at the the colors!
a headache you'd get from the physical exertion of crying.

Me:"Do you have any ibe? i've been listening to too much eliot smith and now i have a cryache."
do you have any advil? i couldn't stop weeping during the end of titanic; gave myself a horrible cryache.
Cryache by cryache February 4, 2015
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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