Craterian

Smoother than smooth. The softest thing you might feel, feels almost like you're touching velvet. Feeling of the untroubled sleek skin. Oh so lustrous.

Andrew: Did you feel Nicole's legs!?
Daniel: No?
Andrew: They were so dang craterian.

Daniel: ooooh..(;

by Captain John. August 25, 2013

Caterina

If you meet a Caterina you’ll want to keep her. She’s one of the most loyal and devoted person you’ll ever meet. Shoot your shot, she’s a once in a lifetime chance. She’ll be there even if you and her have been through rough times, she doesn’t care about your past but most importantly if you’re ok and if you need to talk. Any place at any time she’ll be there for you. A shoulder to cry on. A buddy to laugh with. Or if you need to just yell. Trust me she’s heard worse things coming from other people.

She’s the most loyal girlfriend you’ll ever get. Strongest, most stubborn person. But certain people can get through to her. You’re lucky if you’re one of them. You’ll want to put a ring on it after a week of dating.

But be careful. Her anger is horrific. She can be ready to rip someone’s throat out and if you’re one of those people that can calm her down in seconds. You’re lucky. She loves you. Don’t take her for granted.

Normally someone with long blonde or long brown hair, blue eyes and a wonderful, cheerful, down to earth personality.

Gosh guys my day was terrible.... *Go to Caterina, she can cheer you up with just a smile and wave*

by TerribleTruth July 13, 2018

Caterina

A complete GODDESS. She has gorgeous hair, no matter what! She is funny, kind, and sometimes slightly bossy. She will stand by you no matter what. Unless you piss her off. NEVER piss her off. She will freaking murder you if you piss her or one of her friends off. She is a brilliant person, but she sucks at math. So, so nice and accepting. My best friend.

Emmilia: (Cries)

Caterina: What's wrong?!

Emmilia: Tim broke up with me! (keeps crying)

Caterina: HE'S SO DEAD!! (Goes off to find him)

by sharing.my.expirience May 25, 2021

Caterin

She is cutest girl you’ll ever get a chance to see she’s absolutely gorgeous and has an amazing personality she also makes the perfect girlfriend she’s an awesome person who deserves the world

I love you caterin

by “Airbusa380” July 3, 2020

The Mayfair Criterion

The Mayfair Criterion, a mathematical formula dictating university life:

If funny = Do

The Mayfair Criterion: If Funny = Do

by Charlie694 April 18, 2015

Sue from Catering

The best part of the 500 miles Doctor Who video. In four seconds, she gained overnight fame among the Whoniverse. A BAMF, a hero to many, and a beast at banging on pots with wooden spoons.

"When I grow up, I want to be just like Sue from Catering."

by theatrebrat06 November 1, 2011

yugoslavic cartesian bitmapping

Yugoslavic Cartesian Bitmapping is a computer science term for a branch of mathematics that does not exist yet. When new hires ask what types of math they should look up, a common joke would be to say "Yugoslavic Cartesian Bitmapping."

bro I just had sex with your girl.
Dude no brove it prosef
I can show you show with yugoslavic cartesian bitmapping

by blove208 July 23, 2018