Craptain Crunch

Captain Crunch with water instead of milk or Captain Crunch without sugar.

Also a popular metal band.
www.myspace.com/craptaincrunchrules

"Hey Joe, what's with the craptain crunch?!"

by Fire Ninja September 07, 2007

Craptain Crunch

Taking a very nutty poo.

God damnit Jerry, you took a humongous Craptain Crunch in my new bathtub...

by The poo man September 22, 2010