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cathouse demon 

a person who creeps around a rock club in the shadows, perving on girls and dancing like a muppet to cheesy songs
That boy Adam is a real "cathouse demon"

craphouse 

A bathroom, especially a bathroom contained in its own small building.
I have to go to the craphouse.
craphouse by 5'11"Racer March 4, 2009

Craphouse Polio 

The phenomenon of losing all feeling in your legs from sitting on the toilet for too long. The result of this numbness also creates a limp or temporary paralysis of the legs.
I was playing Angry Birds on the can for so long I got the Craphouse Polio.
Craphouse Polio by 3rdmartini July 28, 2010

Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse 

Similar to "don't bring a knife to a gunfight". The act of doing "ket" in a crackhouse is sure to get you properly fucked up. Crackheads don't put up with ket monsters when they're in the crackhouse
Hugh: Oi tom what are you doing this weekend?

Tom: I'm taking my bitch and we're gonna fuck in a gay nightclub

Hugh: Careful Tom "Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse" you'll get fucked up.

Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse 

Similar to "don't bring a knife to a gunfight". The act of doing "ket" in a crackhouse is sure to get you properly fucked up. Crackheads don't put up with ket monsters when they're in the crackhouse
Hugh: Oi tom what are you doing this weekend?

Tom: I'm taking my bitch and we're gonna fuck in a gay nightclub

Hugh: Careful Tom "Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse" you'll get fucked up.