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I crap you negative

A polite variation on "I shit you not," or "I'm not shitting you," and ultimately, "I'm not lying."
and then he said - I crap you negative - Windows 7 is better then MAC.
I crap you negative by dstikele October 23, 2009

Jam a bastard in it you crap 

Jam a bastard in it you crap! is something Mom from futurama said before slapping her son.
Mom: Jam a bastard in it you crap!
Son: Ow!

i hate the crap out of you 

It's not a real term. Taylor Davis thinks he knows everything but doesn't.
I hate the crap out of you because you always think your right. -Taylor davis

shit you get for crap these days

Expression of resignation to the profound suckness of life.
Dad got canned the day before his pension would've kicked in. I tell ya, the shit you get for crap these days.

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester 

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.
Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

you're look like a crap in slow motion 

heavy:scout!
scout:yeah?
heavy:where is your mama?
scout:*u wot m8*
scout:you're look like a crap in slow motion