Bird crap

When a girl is anxious to hear from her boy and ends up texting him first.
Danielle: Omg I totally bird crapped today
Ashlee: Really? Meee too, twice!!
by Susie Blacksmith October 05, 2009
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Crap Bird

a sorry, worthless piece of shit individual who will crap all over you any chance they get
I can't believe I actually trusted that crap bird! He screwed me over royally!
by DJTiffers March 20, 2015
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