Crankapus

Adjective describing someones bad mood.

I hate when you are a crankapus after a long day at work!
You are such a crankapus sometimes.

by Luis Petri April 14, 2010

Crankandstein

A none mythical fireman with very large feet, the name refers to the conceptul size of his penis. The subject is one who others find to do the dirty jobs and bail others out of trouble.

Capt.- son anyone with feet that big has got to have a crank that looks likea baby's arm holding an apple.

Crankandstein- yes captain, i' ll remove the door for you.

by Kadiddlehopper17b November 5, 2009

crankrous whore

Smoking crust whore who will have sex with you even though she has drugs but you probably wouldnt want to get near her crusty vagina.

Your mother is a crankrous whore, i wouldnt want to touch that with a ten foot dick.

by Summer Lyn Ingram May 29, 2009

crankamuffin

A loving term for being cranky and mildly whiny. Less intense than a crankzilla when you want to be loud and complain non-stop and possibly swear a lot.

I woke up this morning feeling like a serious crankamuffin.

by dup4 November 11, 2013

Crankapuss

When all your dad does is bitch about everything/

"Dad is such a crankapuss" " all you do is fucking crankapuss around"

by sagittariusscorpiochick December 23, 2015

CrackPuss

A word to describe a female stimulating her clitoris with a crack pipe.

Jack: "Babe, where is the vibrator?"
Fiona: "The batteries ran out, we are going to have to use the crack pipe."
Jack: "let me film this- We shall call it crackpuss!"

by shapekingFU October 8, 2016

crankas

someone who has hiv's

by sean January 16, 2003