Crank Space 

A part of your living quarters or comfortable spot where you like to masturbate.

Mike: "Over here is the kitchen, there's the bathroom, and on that bean bag in the corner is my crank space."

Mark: "Righteous!"

Crank Space by mickenzie92 February 6, 2010

Space crank

When two guys self masturbate while seated in a back to back position. This practice stems from the astronaut practice of masturbating back to back to avoid being shot backwards after climax in zero-gravity space

Lieutenant McRae was hoping Commander Bolton would join him in a space crank so the two could safely jack off aboard the ISS without fear of flying backwards into the control panels.

Space crank by Lord of Nations August 8, 2022

space crane

A fictitious device used to move heavy objects in space, even though they are not subjected to gravity and thuis have no weight. This makes the device completely useless and absolutely ridiculous.

Guy 1: Hey, wouldn't a space crane be a great idea?! You could move heavy stuff in space!
Guy 2: ... No. That makes absolutely no sense. Shut up, Ron.

space crane by Zarpd August 25, 2011

crack spackle

Flesh colored puddy used to conceal the top half of the ass crack, to create a false illusion of a neatly concealed crack. Most commonly applied to someone with a bad case of plumber's crack.

Damnit Joe, put some crack spackle on that ass before I puke!

crack spackle by Moe Beer January 2, 2009

crack spackle

Specks of fecal matter that coagulate in your underwear over time. Usually caused by excessive flatulence, the condition is worsened when the subject showers irregularly, causing the fecal matter to harden. This often causes soreness, underwear sticking to the butt in the area and requires peeling apart of the butt cheeks before normal defecation.

Man, I drank a ton last night and ate barbeque! I've had bad gas all day, and now the crack spackle is drying and making my butthole sore!

crack spackle by dutchswiss November 22, 2006

crack spackle

When a man unleashes his powerful cumshots onto another living organisms ass, allowing the semen to slowly slide down the cheek of the ass.

I could hear Ashley's laughter while the crack spackle made its way down her ass cheek, tickling the hairs on her butt.

crack spackle by Christopher Joseph Dobbs October 22, 2003

crack spackle

Flesh colored puddy used to conceal the top half of the ass crack, to create a false illusion of extra back skin. Most commonly applied to someone with a bad case of plumber's crack.

Damnit Joe, put some crack spackle on that ass before I puke!

crack spackle by Moe Beer January 2, 2009