Crank Play 

A Pre-Game activity.

The act of intentionally cranking up a player's testosterone levels by doing anything and everything to get him hard and horny as hell so that he'll be criminally aggressive during the game.

AKA: 'Pre-Game Blue Balls' & 'Coach's Cock Block' & 1st and Tense'

Endorsed by high school and college Football and Rugby coaches.

*At least where I'm from.

Crank Play is why God created cheerleaders.

Crank Play by ericizmine February 24, 2010

playing the crane game

When a man gets a hand job from a blind woman.

See that girl over there? With the dog and the stick and the nice rack? Looks like she's ready for playing the crane game.

playing the crane game by TomKVideo December 17, 2008