Crank Cricket

That's a female meth user that jumps around from dealer to dealer chirping for some dope.

Lmao look Chuck that's ole tweaker girl Lyndsie she is such a Crank Cricket. She jumps from bump to bump chirping for that dope

Crank Cricket by bigslam October 11, 2019

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crank cricket

A crank cricket is the imaginary bug that tweakers often attempt to scratch at vigorously leading to open sores on the said twackstar's face and or arms. also referred to as crack crabs , ice lice or meffmites

That's Dustin, look at those inverted methmounds on his face, hes always chasing a crank cricket.

crank cricket by H2elCAPPYtan May 28, 2017

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Crank Cricket

A female willing to trade sexual favors for crank.

"That Becky sure is a crank cricket."

Crank Cricket by YungCridMuzik.com October 18, 2021

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Crack crickets

A crack whore that is quiet but yet chirps every once in a while that is annoying.

Walking into the doctors office I happen to see a couple of crack crickets.

Crack crickets by Master ski November 21, 2023

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crickity crack my neck is wack

A phrase used when your neck is messed up in any way

Tim: Dude is your neck ok
Jim: crickity crack my neck is wack

crickity crack my neck is wack by Lucasbiggay268 October 2, 2018

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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