Cranialrectitus 

Having your head stuck up your ass.

My boss said I have cranialrectitus. Find a cure or get a new job.

Cranialrectitus by Pinky Diamonds June 22, 2021

Cranial Rectitus 

A severe medical condition caused by excessive arrogance and ignorance resulting in one's head becoming lodged into their anal rectal region.

My customer was yelling and belittling me . I determined he suffered from Cranial Rectitus.

Cranial Rectitus by K-Krunk November 5, 2017

Severe Cranial Rectitus 

Severe cranial rectitus(n.); A condition in which someone's rectum has been deeply penetrated by either their own head or somebody else's in such a manner that medical attention is required to thus remove the cranium from inside of the anal cavity.

"Dude, why do you always have to think with your head up your ass?"
"Its actually a medical condition i was diagnosed with; but my insurance won't cover the bill it costs to treat my Severe Cranial Rectitus."

Severe Cranial Rectitus by Dr. Jones 2021 January 28, 2021

craniusrectitus 

simply the condition of head up ass.

These liberals have a problem with rational thinking which is likely caused by craniusrectitus.

craniusrectitus by anonymous December 9, 2020