Cranialrectumitus

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When your head is in your ass

That guy over there has cranialrectumitus

Cranialrectumitus by Jim wiggems August 29, 2026

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cranialrectumitis

A person suffering from a terminal case of having their head up their ass.

That guy just made the stupidest mistake I've ever seen in my life, he must suffer from cranialrectumitis.

cranialrectumitis by driz January 27, 2005

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Cranial rectumitus

Cranial rectumitus: the result of having your head up your ass.
(Not paying attention, oblivious to a conversation or activity)
See also "ass hat"

He has no idea of what's going on. Looks like a severe case of cranial rectumitus.

Cranial rectumitus by Sparky1112 September 23, 2021

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Caranialrectumitus

Medical condition wherein one's head is up one's ass.

After Dave backed the car into another parked auto his passenger calmly noted, "You are obviously suffering from Caranialrectumitus today".

Caranialrectumitus by John Morse May 12, 2006

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Cranialrectitus

Having your head stuck up your ass.

My boss said I have cranialrectitus. Find a cure or get a new job.

Cranialrectitus by Pinky Diamonds June 22, 2021

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cranialrectomitis

the condition of a person with their head up their ass.

It was such a stupid comment that I immediately identified him to have cranialrectomitis.

cranialrectomitis by Surfrider1 September 2, 2022

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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