Crandy

The act of masturbating with a can of cranberry sauce.

George went out last night and got a crandy from Michelle.

by Jimbo6 December 07, 2017

Crandy

The art of masturbation while utilizing a freshly opened can of cranberry sauce.

Todd was so happy his mom bought 2 cans of cranberry sauce, so after dinner he could give himself a crandy.

by Jimbo6 November 27, 2017