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The art of masturbation while utilizing a freshly opened can of cranberry sauce.
Todd was so happy his mom bought 2 cans of cranberry sauce, so after dinner he could give himself a crandy.
by Jimbo6 November 27, 2017
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The act of masturbating with a can of cranberry sauce.
George went out last night and got a crandy from Michelle.
by Jimbo6 November 27, 2017
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