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Crandy
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The act
of
masturbating
with a can of
cranberry sauce
.
George went
out
last night
and got a crandy from
Michelle
.
Crandy
by
Jimbo6
December 7, 2017
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Crandy
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The art of
masturbation
while utilizing a
freshly
opened can of
cranberry sauce
.
Todd was so happy his mom
bought
2 cans of
cranberry sauce
, so after
dinner
he could give himself a crandy.
Crandy
by
Jimbo6
November 27, 2017
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