Cramptraction 

a wave of pain through uterus from a period cramp; lasts 30-60 sec

Oh my, this cramptraction is so painful!

Cramptraction by rebaforever96 June 25, 2019

craptractions

Surging waves of pain in the abdominal due to an ensuing crap requiring release.

I had way to much to drink last night yielding a morning full of craptractions

craptractions by DayvN July 13, 2012

Crapstraction

Postmodernist artwork imitating the good old days of abstract expressionism. Designer friendly artwork offering no insight into anything at all, employing a similar vocabulary of smudges, stains, spray paint, flecks, spills, splotches, and almost-monochromatic fields.

That generic AbEx wannabe painting is a total work of crapstraction.

Crapstraction by aliencockdock December 5, 2022