Cramlington is a small shithole located just north of Newcastle. It's famous for a poorly-lit church, Ross Noble, and the famed local cemetery, sometimes referred to as 'Cramlington Village Primary School.' It was likely founded by the danes, anglo-saxons, or most likely, a bunch of chavs from Blyth.

'I used to live in Crammy/Cramlington'

'You poor soul'

Crammy/Cramlington by Timlovesbarackobama March 30, 2022

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crummy juncture

A bad time

and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture huh? do you want that? do you wish upon yourself into physical experience with a crummy juncture?

crummy juncture by Murtle Wumbat October 12, 2016

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Crammin for examin

To either study or have sex to relieve test street.

Leo and Patty are off to West Hall to do some crammin for examin '

Crammin for examin by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

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