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craigslumming

Using craigslists personal ads to chase girls several rungs down the social ladder. Guys typically go craigslumming while out of town on a business trip. If one's willing to set his sights low, craigslumming can improve his odds tremendously.
Recently divorced, I had a weekend stay over in Houston. Bored and horney, I trolled craigslist ads, and found some craigslist girls. - the usual 60 pound overweight, lonely, depressed chics. I brought one to an Astros game, and expensed a dinner for both of us at an Outback Steakhouse. Thanks to craigslumming, I was able to close an ice-house with her, get laid, crash at her Cannelview (seedy suburb) dive apartment - a craigslumming success.

Craigslisting It 

The state of being so bored that one ends up surfing Craig's List and other such websites in search of odd jobs, disgusting offers, and anything that catches the eye.
Example one: "Yeah I was stuck inside all day. I got so bored I ended up Craigslisting it for hours."
Craigslisting It by DaddyLeggs March 10, 2009

craigslisting 

A harmless prank or a devestating way to bombard someones cell/or house phone to the point of it being changed..

This act is done by posting an appealing add on craigslist whether it be an awesome job or an expensive item for free and inserting a friends name and number then watch as their phone is bombarded for hours by stupid craigslist people in search of a deal.
-This prank was created in 2009 by an orlando man named wally and co-created by his friend eric...
-It took very little time for this prank to be spread all around florida and eventually the whole united states
(1) That really pisses me off how he is ducking my calls....I'm gonna craigslistng craigslist him real good!

(2) I'm bored, let's craigslisting craigslist matt! I'll put up an add on the free section in craigslist saying that he's gonna give away a free canoe with his house number! Yeah that will fix his wagon!
craigslisting by Mister itchy September 23, 2009

craigslistin 

the act of exploring craigslist for hoes and emailing their post back to them is called craigslistin
dude, I've been craigslistin the fuck out of some hoes tonight!

craigslurking 

When you spend countless hours reading through the casual encounters ads, or jobs you're never qualified for, or to find weird stories, people's free stuff, or the ever-so-hopeful missed connection.
Hey craigslurking creeper, I bet you think this ad is about you, don't you...don't you? Regards, Carly Simon

p.s. This missed connection is for Warren Beatty .
craigslurking by Rae Gunn March 9, 2016

craigsfisting 

Posting your friend's phone number in a bogus craigslist ad in order to make him regret an act of kindness that he's done.
If you are married with children and would like to be driven around for free, please call ______ (this would be a post craigsfisting a friend who has been nice a enough to drive one of your married friends around)
craigsfisting by craigsfister November 4, 2011