craigslumming

Using craigslists personal ads to chase girls several rungs down the social ladder. Guys typically go craigslumming while out of town on a business trip. If one's willing to set his sights low, craigslumming can improve his odds tremendously.

Recently divorced, I had a weekend stay over in Houston. Bored and horney, I trolled craigslist ads, and found some craigslist girls. - the usual 60 pound overweight, lonely, depressed chics. I brought one to an Astros game, and expensed a dinner for both of us at an Outback Steakhouse. Thanks to craigslumming, I was able to close an ice-house with her, get laid, crash at her Cannelview (seedy suburb) dive apartment - a craigslumming success.

craigslumming by Big Bad Jim Powell June 9, 2011

Craigslusting 

The act of browsing Craigslist with no immediate intent to make purchase or contact sellers due to lack of funds.

"Ive been craigslusting all day at these guitars and electronics but im broke as a joke. Such good deals though!"

Craigslusting by bigchase6969 September 20, 2011

craigslurking 

When you spend countless hours reading through the casual encounters ads, or jobs you're never qualified for, or to find weird stories, people's free stuff, or the ever-so-hopeful missed connection.

Hey craigslurking creeper, I bet you think this ad is about you, don't you...don't you? Regards, Carly Simon

p.s. This missed connection is for Warren Beatty .

craigslurking by Rae Gunn March 9, 2016